Week 12 in the NFL had it all! Eleven road teams won. Twelve scored 30 or more points. The Titans finally fell. The Lions lost again. And Donovan McNabb was benched. Whew! In the Gulfman League, playoff spots have been secured. Let’s peruse the scoreboard.
Savage Animal 103, Walker’s Talkers 95: Animal survives a 30 point effort from Randy Moss and sweeps the season series against the Talkers. Both teams are tied atop the New York Division. A combined 34 from backfield of Portis and Williams paces Savage. Only four points from Ronnie “Wildcat” Brown hurts Walker’s loose-lipped lineup.
Frank 79, Syracuse ManahManah 35: A all-around lackluster outing for the ‘Cuse. DMac5’s benching didn’t help nor did a scant 9 points from their runners. Frank stays alive thanks to Marshawn Lynch and the Bears D. Despite loss, the Manah remain in contention for a playoff birth.
Steelcats 92, Arkansas PrettyMouths 88: The Cats trailed by 31 going into Sunday night football. It was over, right? Not so fast my friends. LT, Anthony Gonzalez and Nate Kaeding roll up 35 to lift Steel City to victory. Willie Parker’s paltry three points vs the Bungals kills Arkansas.
The Grizz 78, Lame Excuses 72: The Grizz owe Matt Cassel for this W. He notched 36. No one else topped 9. The Lame ones squander T.O.’s 27 point outburst. Although not mathematically eliminated, the odds are against the Excuses playing in the post-season.
Furry Beasts 106, The Negotiators 98: The Deal-makers awoke Monday morn leading by 36. Watching the margin evaporate at the hands of Drew Brees and Greg Jennings must have been painful. The Primetime duo finished with 44 to secure the win for the Beasts.
Travelin’ Fools 82, Reedy River Cards 63: Balance ruled the day for the Fools. Six players scored in double-digits. Cards got a season-high 26 from rookie back Matt Forte. Not enough. Time running out for Reedy to notch a W. Journeymen are staring the post-season down.
2-4. Unacceptable. Three matchups figured into Monday night’s tussle. Congrats to Walker’s Talkers and Savage Animal for clinching playoff births. Beasts and Travelin’ Fools have the inside track on the remaining two spots. Hardware time. Let’s get to it.
Week 12 MVPs: Matt Cassel, Michael Turner and Chad Pennington
If your name is Dan Marino, Kurt Warner or Peyton Manning throwing for 400 yards in back-to-back games is no big deal. If your name is Matt Cassel, it is. Cassel posted 36 points again, this time vs the Dolphins. 415 yards, 3 TDs, 2 carries for 14, 1 TD. To think I dropped him TWICE. I couldn’t have been more wrong in my one-week-wonder assessment of Cassel. This dude is hurlin’ the rock. Is it the system? Is it Randy Moss? Could it be that Golden Boy Brady is overrated? Blasphemy!!
Michael ‘The Burner’ Turner has been lukewarm lately. Not on Sunday. Turner ran roughshod against the punchless Panthers D for 117 yards and 4 TDs. His 35 Fantasy points was a season best and his most since Week 1’s 34 vs the cowardly Lions. Next week he draws his ex employers, the Chargers. Think he’ll be motivated for that one?
Chad Pennington still plays in the NFL. Who knew? It seems the Patriots defense didn’t as they allowed Chad to eviscerate them to the tune of 341 yards and 4 total TDs. Pennington’s previous Fantasy point high was 20. On Sunday he dropped 32. It’s a fine time to own Chad. Upcoming contests against the Rams, 49ers and Chiefs are favorable indeed.
Week 12 LVPs: Frank Gore and the Philadelphia Eagles Offense
14 carries for 26 yards by the #3 RB entering Week 12? Yikes. That’s what Frank Gore produced on Sunday in Dallas. Not exactly what Fantasy owners are accustomed to. Two points won’t get it done when playoff spots are on the line. The Bills and Jets are up next. Don’t expect solid returns.
206 total yards. 5 turnovers. Zero touchdowns. One QB benched. It was a sunny Sunday for the vaunted Eagles offense. It took twelve weeks but the wheels have finally come off the Philly playoff bandwagon. B-West is hurt. Reggie Brown and LJ Smith have disappeared. Donovan McNabb is mentally shot. Other than that it’s peaches and ice cream in the city of brotherly love.
Wake-up Call of the Week: Randy Moss
The real Randy Moss finally showed up for the Patriots. 125 yards and 3 touchdowns. The petulant wideout ripped the Fins for 30 Fantasy points, easily surpassing his Week 7 high of 18. Temper your excitement, the Steelers are next. However, after that Randy and the Pats face Seattle, Oakland and Arizona. He could prove key in capturing a Fantasy Football title.
Workin’ the Wire Pickup of the Week: Warrick Dunn
With Bucs’ workhorse Earnest Graham shelved for the remainder of the season, the Furry Beasts deftly swept in and claimed his replacement, the ageless Warrick Dunn. His second stint in Tampa has been a welcome homecoming. Dunn has topped 50 total yards nine times in ’08. Not bad for a 33 year old runner. Dunn too will be a valuable piece to many Fantasy Championship puzzles.
The Week 12 Self-Love Trophy: Terrell Owens
Raise your hand if you are at all shocked that malcontent Mr. Me Terrell Owens delivered his best performance of 2008 days after pouring his selfish guts out to Primetime Deion Sanders in an NFL Network interview. What, no one is surprised? I didn’t think so. In his previous five starts T.O. totaled 21 points. On Sunday he racked up 27 versus the 49ers. 213 yards and a score. Frisco stupidly played Owens man-to-man. The Steelers, Giants and Ravens won’t be as foolish. So enjoy this one, T.O.
The Week 12 Bad Luck Award: The Lame Excuses
For the second consecutive week the New York Giants put the screws to the Lame Excuses thus costing them a potential victory. A week ago it was a last-minute change at kicker which resulted in a pathetic tie. This week Big Blue bounced Brandon Jacobs from their active roster, after declaring he would play, which killed the Excuses chances at winning. Eleventh hour substitutions have burned us all. I feel the Excuses’ pain.
Favorite Color of the Week: Yellow
I have to say, I’m looking at the color yellow in a whole new light.
I’m out. Everyone have a nice Turkey Day. I’ll post a Week 13 preview in between servings. Until then…